Thursday's Pop Quiz

10. Quick Recombinant DNA Quiz
If you are combining the DNA of another species with the DNA of dinosaurs in order to clone them, should you use:
(a) a species that can change sex, therefore increasing the chances that the dinosaurs will multiply and putting your entire franchise, not to mention your employees and visitors, at risk; or
(b) a species that cannot change sex, therefore keeping your dinosaur population under control?

If you answered (b), then you are well on your way to successful cloned-dinosaur theme park ownership. If you answered (a), then you should do some more research, or maybe hire a couple more PhDs.

Flying dinosaurs, foolhardiness of

7. Considering adding dinosaurs that can fly? Why would you even think that was a good idea? Don't do it!

Bunkers, impenetrable and well-stocked

1. Build a very secure underground bunker in an easily accessible location. Stock it with bottled water, food, batteries, a satellite phone, and MORE GUNS THAN YOU THINK YOU WILL NEED.