Bringing dinosaurs to mainland, craziness of

8. DO NOT bring any of your cloned dinosaurs to the mainland. It will only get loose and run amok (think King Kong) with much death and destruction to follow.

Flying dinosaurs, foolhardiness of

7. Considering adding dinosaurs that can fly? Why would you even think that was a good idea? Don't do it!

Carnivores, poor planning and

3. Why are there giant, meat-eating dinosaurs in your theme park? THEY WILL EAT YOUR CUSTOMERS.