Showing posts with label rules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rules. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Numbers, safety in

9. Among both park staff and visitors, encourage traveling everywhere in pairs.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Bringing dinosaurs to mainland, craziness of

8. DO NOT bring any of your cloned dinosaurs to the mainland. It will only get loose and run amok (think King Kong) with much death and destruction to follow.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Carnivores, poor planning and

3. Why are there giant, meat-eating dinosaurs in your theme park? THEY WILL EAT YOUR CUSTOMERS.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Customer-dinosaur interactions

2. No matter what your PR people may tell you and no matter how great it would be for visitors to your park to be able to pet, hug, or play with your cuter dinosaurs, don't fall prey to this classic mistake. Availability to one is availability to all in a disaster scenario. That Triceratops may be cute, but a T-Rex will bite you in freaking half man. Your dinosaurs and visitors to your park should never be in a position to directly interact with each other in any fashion. Dinosaurs are deadly creatures, remember that.