Communications with the mainland, importance of

11. Assuming your cloned dinosaur theme park will be on an island (which it better be) you should maintain constant and detailed communication with the mainland at all times. This exist in two forms: a) in-person video or telephony, b) continuous link relaying every possible sensor reading.

11 b. maintain a round-the-clock backup team on the mainland who monitors every aspect of the park via the sensor-link. If the connection is broken or the team discovers even the slightest malfunction, the island should be locked down immediately and evacuated ASAP.

Bringing dinosaurs to mainland, craziness of

8. DO NOT bring any of your cloned dinosaurs to the mainland. It will only get loose and run amok (think King Kong) with much death and destruction to follow.

Flying dinosaurs, foolhardiness of

7. Considering adding dinosaurs that can fly? Why would you even think that was a good idea? Don't do it!

Carnivores, poor planning and

3. Why are there giant, meat-eating dinosaurs in your theme park? THEY WILL EAT YOUR CUSTOMERS.

Bunkers, impenetrable and well-stocked

1. Build a very secure underground bunker in an easily accessible location. Stock it with bottled water, food, batteries, a satellite phone, and MORE GUNS THAN YOU THINK YOU WILL NEED.